velmaandthejinkies:

Character suggestion for the next Mario Kart:

BLOOPER

DRIVING WITH IT’S LIL TENTACLES

BROOM BROOM I’M IN ME MUMS CAR

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I hope she was worth it
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Mysterious East Ω Card Bridge 
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vonmunsterr:

michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

i actually do say this yes

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super-happy-ahegao-fun-club:

solarselection:

mango-emoji:

:(((

JESUS CHRIST

I’d have to skip town and start life anew if this shit happened to me.

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erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck

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thereal1990s:

Forrest Gump (1994)

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